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Women’s Day... oh puh-lease!!

Go on, then! Wish us a Very Happy Women’s Day! Get us those vibrant flowers. Get us that rich luscious cake. Get us that exotic gift that we were desperately waiting for throughout our lives. Celebrate our womanhood! In short, shower us with all the love that you felt for us, your entire life.... on this one day.  Just remember this... we are JUDGING you while you’re doing this. I know, I know... you might think that we are all being overly feminists and the like. Trust me... we are only being us. No, YOU don’t get to hand US out a day. WE get to choose our own days, rather. We might be perky on a Monday because we had an overdose of children over the weekend. We might be be chirpy on a Wednesday because there is a Ladies Only Bollywood Night at our favourite club... just to spend time with our girlfriends. We may be feeling low on a Friday, of all days, because PMS, you see! So yes, we are capable enough to decide our days based on weather, waxing schedules, child coming sec...